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fountain hills high school 

the place where guido bros, and guidette hoe's reside in harmony. fist pumpin is a common activity during passing periods. in weights class you learn that 8-4=3 and that if you curl and bench everyday you'll be the best football player on this earth. there is an eternal competition of moustaches between the weights teacher and the principal.
i wake up every morning, get my swell on, gell my hair, and prepare for fist pumpin at fountain hills high school
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Fountain of you 

While sitting on a girl's face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure
as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits.
Fran was eating my corn so well that my fountain spweed all over her face.

fountain inn high school 

a ghetto school located in fountain inn, SC. dookie left in nem toilets, used pads stuck on walls and niggas who beat up girls in gym class
fountain inn high school is ghetto asl

Fountain of Youth 

Upon finding a girl with a tracheotomy, you proceed to make love to the hole in her throat. Right when you're about to close the deal, get balls deep so your helmet protrudes out of her mouth. Then finish out of her mouth and revel at how much it looks like a fountain.
Colton: So i was bar hopping the other night, found this chick with a trache, got her piss drunk and did the fountain of youth.

Tom: (Sits there in stunned silence)

Colton: I know, awesome right?
Fountain of Youth by SIIS Balls January 28, 2010

Fountain Mouth 

The extreme salivation that usually sets in as a precursor to vomiting. Normally occurs during an extreme night of drinking, such as after a harsh shot or one beer bong too many.
I'd had like 13 beers, and I was doin fine. Then, Joe brought me the shot of Jack. As soon as I downed it, the Fountain Mouth kicked in, and I knew I was done. Next stop; Puke City.
Fountain Mouth by MikeyMxCx August 14, 2009

Fountain of Glory 

Expressing ones self in such a way as to have ejaculate explode into ones mouth.
Patrick was so excited he created a fountain of glory for all to see
Fountain of Glory by Pm12345678 December 18, 2011

fountain of youth 

"i cannot come to the party, Dan. I have a fountain of youth situation at home."
fountain of youth by Krkič October 28, 2019