Fornication Under Consent of the King

in Europe in the olden-days...

if a man wanted to sleep with a woman and she says "no" he can go to the king and if he says it is okay, the woman HAD to sleep with the man.

Fornication Under Consent of the King=FUCK

--"dude i fucked 5 girls this weekend!"

--"you mean fornication under consent of the king?! wow i can't believe he said yes!"

by lesley_roo January 11, 2009

fornicating vagina

A politicly correct statement for a 'fucking cunt'.

"What a fornicating vagina".

by Just meee January 22, 2009

fornicate

When you bone the bejesus out of someone.

Me and your old lady fornicated all night long while you were at work.

by nonimac December 28, 2007

Paternal Fornicator

The accompanying term to Maternal Fornicator, a polite way of saying "Mother Fucker"

-You are a maternal fornicator!
-Oh please! You are a PATERNAL fornicator!
-I've got nothing.

by Heather Marie Spence February 27, 2009

fornication

The way of losing your virginity before you get married.

Fuck it Im gonna fornicate. I rather lose my virginity to fornication rather than being married then losing virginity.

by One little hellian November 8, 2017

I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate

I really don't think I'd like to do that.

Would you like to watch dancing with the stars? "I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate"

by Quackers12345 December 12, 2010

foundate

To bicker in an online chat room, such as on a DC hub, or IRC channel.

"Why do you always foundate everything I say?!?"

by squishy_bananas May 4, 2006