When someone wants to talk to you but instead of getting to the point, they skirt around the issue by talking about other, less important things. Also when there is a big point to make, but you are nervous and can't get right into the big point without telling a meaningless story or two.
My Boss: Well, Kevin, I wanted to talk to you today. Please sit down.
Me: Is there a problem Jesse?
My Boss: Not really, but how are you doing today Kevin?
Me: I'm doing fine I guess. But what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
My Boss: Don't worry, we'll get to that. First, I want to tell you about when I started with the company ten years ag-
Me: Look Jesse, I have a lot of reports to run, so if you don't mind cutting out the conversational fore-play, and let's talk business?
(Actual conversational foreplay with my boss)
Me: Is there a problem Jesse?
My Boss: Not really, but how are you doing today Kevin?
Me: I'm doing fine I guess. But what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
My Boss: Don't worry, we'll get to that. First, I want to tell you about when I started with the company ten years ag-
Me: Look Jesse, I have a lot of reports to run, so if you don't mind cutting out the conversational fore-play, and let's talk business?
(Actual conversational foreplay with my boss)
by KP The Quality OG August 28, 2009
Get the conversational fore-playmug. by einsteins jockstrap April 19, 2004
Get the rumple fore-skinmug. the act in which a male gets too excited during fore play and ejaculates before the actual act of sex begins.
-I really like Brian, but his premature fore-gasms are really starting to annoy me. He's like a young teenager.
by 3PJ February 27, 2011
Get the premature fore-gasmmug. The act of inserting your finger into four of a girl’s orifices in an order that would surprise you: ass, mouth, vagina, and nose.
by hairy nut flinger May 29, 2013
Get the Four Finger Fore Playmug. belly button your stomach hole
by foremidguthindgut May 24, 2018
Get the fore-mid-gut-hind-gutmug. Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.
etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'
etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'
dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?
dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.
dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.
by twilyth October 21, 2008
Get the fast foringmug. “Walk it like I talk it, walk it walk it like I talk it”
“Wrap it ‘fore you tap it, wrap it wrap it ‘fore you tap it”
“Wrap it ‘fore you tap it, wrap it wrap it ‘fore you tap it”
by Sonena March 27, 2023
Get the Wrap it ‘fore you tap itmug.