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Floof

To restore to fullness by preening, combing, brushing, using fingers to rake, or some other form of physical manipulation.
Examples are: to floof up a flat spot in a friend's hair.
To floof a blanket or bed spread by giving it a few shakes.
To sock a flat pillow a few times to re-floof it.
To straighten the artificial branches on a Christmas tree during assembly, so that it resembles an actual tree and not a scraggly corn stalk thing.
To adjust one's breasts or genitalia when they are in uncomfortable confinement.
by Bakerybum December 7, 2012
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foofales

Slang term for a low-priced, west coast, urban located grocery store; "Food For Less", frequented by persons indulging in illegal narcotics.
"Hey dog, hey, I am hungry. Lets go to Foofales."
by Tucker January 14, 2005
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foofie puff

It is a soft and fluffy dog or kitten. Irresistible in nature, these anomalies have the overwhelming charms to subdue their masters and force them to cuddle them. The foofie puffs are so beautiful some people try to harvest their adorability factor for help with love. These special animals are now endangered with only a few thousand of the species left on this planet, but with your help we can save the foofie puffs and help them grow.
Oh, that foofie puff is so adorable I feel the need to cuddle and love it.
by Kamzone October 12, 2016
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floofatude

A noun that identifies the fluffiness of an object such as a dog, cat, blanket, etc.
"How fluffy was that cat?"
"It had reached maximum floofatude!"
by Floof.expert December 13, 2016
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Foodfeint

An egocentric tactic to increase one's chances of securing more food.

Inspiering constraint from overeating by appealing to conformity. Eg. by verbally announcing one's own intention to stop eating while helping oneself to a proclaimed last serving. Well knowing this to increase once chances of reaping yet another serving later on
Gorge noticed that the delicious buffet he so badly wanted for himself was almost empty. He figured out a cunning foodfeint
by Ratzeputz January 13, 2019
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Foofe

The very elusive 3 utensil combo. Similar to a spork, but including the last of the eating utensil triad (knife). Foofe is derived from Fork, spOOn, and kniFE combined to form the pinnacle of eating technology.
Guy 1: Man, I wish there was a utensil to eat without using both of my hands. That way, I could eat and scratch ma' balls at the same time.

Guy 2: There is, it's called a "foofe" you dumbass
by ManBearPig97531 November 4, 2010
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foof juice

Dave: hunny, why is the bed wet?
Claire: u made me squirt my foof juice everywhere!
by chrissie foofy May 26, 2008
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