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secular fundamentalist 

combining of the two words to describe a run of the mill liberal.
secular:of or pertaining to worldly things or to things that are not regarded as religious, spiritual, or sacred; temporal: secular interests.

fundamentalist: A usually religious movement or point of view characterized by a return to fundamental principles, by rigid adherence to those principles, and often by intolerance of other views.
Secular fundamentalists aim to drive all Christian thought from public life.
secular fundamentalist by rch46 August 9, 2012

Fandamentalist 

A person that truly believes that a celebrity's stage persona is their real one.
Dude A: Dude, David Cameron is a real West Ham supporter, I like that guy!
Dude B: Dude, he pulled that outta his ass!
Dude A: Nah, he didn't!
Dude B: You are such a fandamentalist!

Fundamentalists 

NOPE! NOPE! THE WHOLE THING! THE WHOLE ENTIRE THING! ALL OF IT!
A Moron "The fundamentalists-"

Hym "NOPE! All of them. The entire point... Of religion... Is to get other people to do it... Or generate consequences for not doing it... With either action or inaction... And breed more people to do the thing... All of them. Religion is bad. Entirely antithetical to freedom. It is literally a slavery incest cult. Stop calling it 'whiteness.' Stop calling it 'settler colonialism.' Stop calling it 'nationalism.' Stop calling it 'fundamentalism.' What does it even mean, 'fundamentalist?' Which Christians are the good Christians? 'The Christians who don't bastardize the text in such a way that's inconvenient for me and my political views.' Those are the 'Non-fundamentalist' Christians. Get that shit out of here. They're bad. The religion is evil. Promoting the religion is bad. Bad. Get rid of it. It's the whole-ass religion. Not just the fundamentalist. All of them. They aren't relatively better than one another. By being a part of it (much like weaponized schizophrenia) they demonstrate their willingness to deny reality, lie, and impose their will on others.
Fundamentalists by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

The Fundamentalist Fundie 

A facebook page of a 1611 Speak Fundie that buys into the Flood Geology and pushes the academia from those who went to Pensacola Bible College as academic insight. He was caught slandering Bloodgood in facebook chat with The Cabbie Homicide writer and The Ethereal Gazette publisher. Noted for peddling his group -- GENESIS: Origin of Truth as he sees the Genesis creation narrative as literal as it's supposed to be seen as allegory. He's a noted Young Earth Creationist in the vein of Fucking Cartoon and Uneducated Huskster. He is a member of the group, Kent Hovind: the Man, the Ministry, and the Message.
Since the wordpress blog known as the light blue blog in 2014, did "King James Only Examined" a sub-sect of the Fundie website Creation Liberty Evangelism and the follower of that group, The Fundamentalist Fundie who is a King James Only meme based cybervangelist who pushes a true willful ignorance.

Noted for starting a public fight with An Eye In Shadows author and trying to parrot, James 3:8 at him as he pulled "Your timing really sucks donkey dick" as he yanked out a photograph giving the highway salute. The insufferable asshole is known to have more than one facebook account with the same name. As revealed he is active with several groups such as Independent Fundamental Baptist KJB Bible Believers.

Stokerian Fundamentalist 

An adherent of the vampire mythos presented by Irish author Abraham "Bram" Stoker in his 1897 novel "Dracula" and other works. Beyond being students of Stoker's writing, they take his word on vampires to be Sacred Writ. They are know by their battle cry, "Real vampires don't sparkle!" and consider the literary conventions presented in the 2008 "Twilight" series of vampire novels by Stephenie Meyer to be heresy most foul.
I was going to the Con as Bella Swan and got jumped by a bunch of Stokerian Fundamentalists with garlic and oaken stakes. I was lucky to get out alive!

super fundamentalist Christian church 

What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay
A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.