foodamentalist

A fanatic follower of a particular food regimen, e.g., veganism, raw foods, fruitarianism. A foodamentalist considers food a political statement as well as nutrition, and is often overheard evangelizing his/her health benefits. NOTE: if you ever discuss your colonic output with anyone, you are a FOODAMENTALIST.

Djennifar, a confirmed foodamentalist, was pleased to share with everyone the details of how barley green had enabled her to reach the sought-after 18 inches of colonic output every day.

foodamentalist by not my dog September 3, 2009

Fundamentalist 

A person who takes their religion so literally and to such extremes that they contradict the very basis of their faith. They typically believe in a literal, verbatim interpretation of their scripture. They also have ridiculous, childish defenses to intelligent criticism of their beliefs that border on insanity. The level of hypocrisy and stupidity most of these people exhibit is truly profound.

Prime examples of fundamentalists are the geniuses who call themselves Christians and march around with signs that say "GOD HATES FAGS," seriously suggest that the earth is 6,000 years old when an overwhelming amount of scientific evidence proves otherwise, or tell women that they are filthy when they are menstruating (because it's in the Bible, you know).

Fundamentalists in general give religion a bad name. By definiition, it is impossible for any religion or belief structure that is centered on love, compassion, understanding, and forgiveness (most of the major religions are) to be anything but great. However, when people watch the news and see these dumbasses parading around with their "THANK GOD FOR AIDS - FAGS GO TO HELL" signs and calling themselves Christians, it tends to leave a bad taste in the mouth.

See also asshat.

Jerry Falwell blamed the 9/11 attacks on the wrath of God, which he claims was incited by gays, lesbians, and pornography. He's a fundamentalist.

Fundamentalist by Matrexius March 3, 2005

fundamentalist cop 

a police officer who strictly abides by the letter of the law

For a fundamentalist cop, a car going 27 in a 25 mph zone warrants a ticket.

fundamentalist cop by kris takahashi December 31, 2009

Fundamentalist 

An adherent of a religion (especially Protestant Christianity but can also be Catholicism, Mormonism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism or other faith), characterized by a rigid orthodoxy, a belief in absolute inerrancy and infallibility of a religion's scripture, founder, or primitive organization, a reactionary stance in social and political matters as well as religious, and usually rejection of modern scholarship and scientific question of relgious myth and doctrine: also fundamentalism.

Fundamentalists dominate newer, smaller and more radical Christian denominations, especially Pentecostal and independent Baptist, but have had limited success in mainline Protestant bodies, except for the Southern Baptist Convention.

Fundamentalist by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

political fundamentalist 

1) A person who exploits religion for political purposes. 2)A politician who uses religion solely as a means to further their political career.

Americas founding fathers feared that a political fundamentalist would someday come along who would use religion as a means to undermine democracy in an attempt to establish a theocracy in America.Prudently they established the doctrine that seperation of church and state must be upheld to preserve democracy.

political fundamentalist by Pilate January 22, 2006

Fundamentalist Consumerism 

a term coined by Bruce Levine to describe the mindset of a group of people who "are singularly attached to cheap stuff."

The term describes a culture that "creates increasing material expectations" that often can not be satiated, "devalues human connectedness," "socializes people to be self-absorbed and selfish," "obliterates self-reliance," "alienates people from normal human emotional reactions" and "sells false hope that creates more pain."

Fundamentalist Consumerism is demonstrated en-mass on every Black Friday. On Long Island, NY in 2008, Wal-Mart employee Jdimytai Damour was trampled to death by customers stampeding into the store when the doors were opened. Police attempting to clear the scene were met with hostile reactions from customers, some insisting that they "had been waiting in line since yesterday morning" to get into the store. Fundamentalist Consumerism devalues all life in pursuit of 'stuff.'

Fundamentalist Consumerism by thewakebehindyou August 1, 2011

fundamentalist christians 

Dumbass religious fucks that thinks the world is only twelwe-thousand years old, and that God created them in only one day. Yeah, kinda proves that He rushed it...

Dude: "What about dinosaur fossils?"
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."

fundamentalist christians by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004