Foggledwarf

Having sexual relations with vertically challenged or feline Americans

"Oh wow! Did you see that guy foggledwarf Mr. Sniffles?!"

"I think I'm gonna go and foggledwarf that mountain lion."

by Eric Studstrup March 5, 2011

Folged

The shaky state of being caffeinated to the point of legitimate concern. Particularly following the consumption of multiple servings of Folgers instant coffee brewed into 1 single cup.

“Man, I went to see Jess for a study session and she was totally folged out! She hasn’t slept in days and her teeth are ground down to small nubs. I'm worried!”

“Check out that overly friendly chick using both her turn signal AND hand signs… she must be folged”

by Glass 1/2 Full May 4, 2011

Fogedaboudit

Italian American Jargon commonly used in NYC Metro area and can be used as an adjective to add emphasis or effect to a statement, such as Hyperbole.

Vinny: Hey Louie, I can't tank You guys enough for all Yous done for my Boy Jimmy.
Louie: Fogedaboudit, Vince You Family.

Bobby: Hey Tony!? Was up wit the new Broad, Antoinette? Ahh?
Tony: Fogedaboudit! She Vincenzos God Daughter, whadayawanna swim with da fishes...

by Pelle III January 9, 2019

boil foiled

when a lady's or gentleman's underpant region become increasingly bothered, horny, moist, or brought to the boil a situation comes up which negates or foils the sensation.

A hard on boil that becomes foiled.

1: Watching late night TV for a bit of self loving when a picture of Karen Matthews, Cilla Black or Jade Goody comes on and your 'rock' becomes a 'flop'

2: When a lady is watching late night TV in the hopes that a bit of twisted gaymensex comes on and instead find nothing but Karen Matthews, Cilla Black and Jade Goody lezzing out.

3: Wanking over Britney when you realise you're her Dad.Boil Foiled.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 11, 2008

poop-fogged

Distraction caused by the imminent and urgent need to have a bowl movement aka, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf

Sorry honey I forgot to pick up bread, I was poop-fogged.

by Beeker21 July 23, 2012

Caps lock fooled

Being told your password is wrong because you accidentally wrote it in caps lock

******
'Your username and password do not match. Please try again.'

DAMN, I'VE BEEN CAPS LOCK FOOLED....

by hollensieeinegenusse March 6, 2011

Fooled-Yous

A pair of overly large sunglasses that cover and disguise a large portion of the face of an ugly person with bad bone structure. Once removed the true ugliness is revealed.

Tina looks like a troll without her fooled-yous on.

You have terrible bone structure that fooled yous will hide, making you more attractive.

by SydCanSam April 2, 2009