Foofty

A "foofty" moment is when someone does something so stupid and dumb.

You can call someone a "foofty" after witnessing them do something stupid or dumb, another word for dumbass

Boy- "i just fell onto the street thinking the sidewalk still continued"

Girl - "you are such a foofty"

by drakesdaughter May 30, 2016

Foetus

A bulge or growth that a woman has in her stomach that looks strange and creepy when she does not have the excuse of being pregnant. It is kind of like a beer belly that is caused by excess drinking of canned energy drinks.

What is wrong with Jos's stomach? It looks like she has a foetus growing out of it.

by Dancin Boy October 10, 2008

Foetal

A simple play off of the word Fetal. Invented by a friend of mine on accident.

RI0S (5:06:52 PM): ery few songs manage to leave me shaking on the floor in foetal position but many of their creations have that particular effect.

by Garrodith September 18, 2003

FOETS

Fear of entering toilet syndrome. Preferably used when you enter a toilet at work, and having a fear that the person on the other side hasn't locked the door properly. Causing you to look at them in the eye whilst having a shit.

Trudi you haven't locked the toilet door, I now have FOETS because of you! Make sure you wipe as I'm in the same room as you anyway!

by Eggsaladking123 March 1, 2016

Foetus

Our Friend Chris Hodgkinson (a.k.a Pissed Chris). He's the youngest one of the group. with a balding hair line with a pint in his hand.
Many sotries related include: falling in a ditch, hugging lamposts, and sleeping in his own vomit!

'you coming pub, foetus?' * Falls in a ditch*

by Chimp + Greeny February 4, 2005

foften

A description combining the two words - fond and often.

I had such a great time the other night, I will remember it foften.

by Julian Hine February 9, 2006

FOFT

Funny Once Funny Twice

Yr Joke's FOFT

by Novawatcher September 25, 2014