freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.

I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.

by TSAUSA November 25, 2010

fodke

Can be used to refer to any beverage, alcoholic or otherwise, which causes one to enter a drunken state . Most commonly used to refer to vodka.

Person one: Oh my god, is Jane drunk?

Person two: Yeah, Roxy snuck some fodke into the punch.

by geishafest February 12, 2012

food fodder

At a dinner table, when there's nothing to talk about but the food. (Usually awkward and directionless conversation)

Justin: "How's that steak treating ya?"

Rick: (finishes chewing) "It's good... How's your pasta?"

Justin: "It's good...."

(Awkward silence ensues)

Rick: (Thinking to himself) "That conversation was such food fodder"

by ChubbsYK March 30, 2011

Faptime Folder

The folder on a computer that someone uses to store all their porn.

My internet got shut off so I had to dig through my faptime folder to find something to masturbate too.

by Stevile September 4, 2011

LOL Folder

A folder on someones computer containing:

a) the photos of a person you know released of their own accord but not with the intention of going in said folder
b) candid photographs of someone you know

the owner of the folder presumably masturbates to the content

Friend: did you see sarah's new bikini pics from her holiday?
dirty pervert: yeah, that's going straight in my LOL folder

by LOLFolder January 19, 2016

justin foley

definition of deserved better. that's it.

" after watching the last episode of trw, i think justin foley deserved so much better :'( "

by lolidfc July 14, 2020

Foley, Minnesota

A small town of about 2000 people in central Minnesota. Almost like a black-hole, Foley sucks you in and you are unable to escape no matter how desperate you are to live somewhere normal. Populated with hicks and rednecks who frown on anything even remotely normal.

Man, I wish I could afford to move out of Foley, Minnesota.

by lost. soul. April 5, 2011