flump

Flump..possibly the nicest soft sweet ever.Usually pink and or white they are a close cousin of the marshmallow. Flumps helped shape entire generations and provided nourishment for the masses at all pre-teen birthday parties.

Hey johnny gimme one of those flumps or i'll smash your face in good 'n' proper!
Hello johnny can i have one of those delicoins flumps....whats that?....no? then take this you maggot willy f*ck... BING BANG WALLOP...

by th..th..th..the,stutter October 19, 2003

flumpshuis

Big butt or large amount of something

For example wow you have such flumpshuis butt

by The depressors March 24, 2021

FluMist

a new kind of flu vaccine resembling a needle yet given as a nasal spray administered to patients who are too scared to take shots.

by hctz October 22, 2003

Flumstrumming

Nautical term for male masturbation,
usually withleft hand.

He lay upon his hammock flumstrumming.

by SpinDoc. March 8, 2009

flumpy dumpy

The act of getting a blow job on the toilet, while taking a crap.

blow job crap shit sex toilet

You won't believe the flumpy dumpy I got earlier!

by greg123250 September 12, 2016

flumsuas

Think and juicy

Person 1 : bro that dog is so flumsuas
Person 2 : what does that mean

Person 1 : thick and juicy

by Bum clogger March 6, 2022

Skipping the flump

When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.

Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump

Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump

by lonelyminnesotan April 16, 2015