floppy fox

Post-sex celebration in which you raise your hands up in the air and wiggle your dick around like a propeller.

Dude, I had such good sex last night I had to do the floppy fox after my girl fell asleep.

by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013

Floppy Kid

The inability to get an erection.

I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.

by Sambiase May 6, 2018

Floppy Montage

A form of nude riverdance in which groups of 100 or more men flop their penisis in syncronisation, often to a gyrating Polka rhythm or Classical Beethoven

Hey Michael! Me and the guys were thinking about getting together for a floppy montage tonight, you in?

by Adinor November 8, 2007

flip-floppy

When a person goes back and forth in their decisions, standards, morals or what they do. This means that this person is not stable.

"Man, Carlos said he was going to pick me up, then he turned around and said he wasn't! He's too flip-floppy for me!"

by A-Town Boi July 14, 2009

floppy donkey

Pertaining to something loose and having an overwhelmingly amount of elasticity

That doing one-eyed hooker was like screwing a floppy donkey

by Patrik McGroin May 24, 2008

Floppy-haired

If someone is floppy-haired, that means he/she has a very soft hair that is not able to keep a firm shape or position of it.

He is a floppy-haired boy that he always has his hair falling in his eyes

by Holy-Guacamole July 16, 2016

Floppy Seconds

Simular to the term sloppy seconds, however referring to the male who has recently had sex with a women, and promptly after attempting to have sex with another women however he is unable to immediately generate an erection.

Dude last light I took these two girls home, could only handle one at a time so had to give one of them floppy seconds

by davepaul March 19, 2011