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Council Fluff

An attractive woman from an impoverished background. Council fluff can traditionally be found in the local housing estate or outside the local offie, puffing on a ten pack of Sovereign's and heckling passer's by.
Man 1: Cor check out that tidy bit of council fluff !
Man 2: I'd definitely give her the D... isability allowance!
by Fuckfield 2.0 August 11, 2016
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Cattail Fluff

When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.
Sorry I’m late for work.

This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.

I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.

Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
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fluff you

Shane: u suck

Me: fluff you!
by sairaj May 13, 2014
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Fluff my Hog

As defined in the world of achewood, the activity of fluffing one's hog is defined as one the act of sucking on anothers phallus. It is usually used as a threat or retort to a comment you find. It can be further emphasised by telling someone that they will soon taste your hog.
"You diss my dog, you fluff my hog"
"You are about to enter a world where the only activity that exists is tasting my hog"
by David F September 23, 2005
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fluff my mink

Fuck my pussy; insert penis into vagina; bone my clam.
Stop right there, Billy, make sure you wrap your dink before you fluff my mink!
by smokinred January 10, 2014
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Fluff bottom

When your dog or kitty is overdue for a grooming
The pooh is sticking to your pomeranian's butt! I think he has fluff bottom!
by Palmfronds July 25, 2019
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Fluff Story

A type of romantic short story or fanfiction, similar to the slasher in how it falls into one particular genre that is somewhat specific. A fluff story has two characters who expresss their feelings towards eachover and eventually snuggle and/or cuddle (Non-sexually), usually to the sunset or during a starry night. It has very little focus on story and just contains alot of cuteness.
Comes from "fluff"; a story with no real story.
Guy 1: Yo' dawg, did you see that FluttershyXAJ fluff story when the snuggle during the moonlight?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was fucking adorable.
Guy 1: Fluff stories ARE fucking adorable.
by TheNoodleGod2012 July 4, 2012
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