pineapple floaty

A Mad woman’s shit

I’m off to have a pineapple floaty.

by GNZT January 1, 2021

Floaty Boys

A term referring to a character in Smash Brothers Ultimate that has at least 3 or more jumps or has some serious air game.

Originated in “Campbell House” and pioneered by Colin Campbell and Marcel Mendoza.

“Lets play floaty boys!”
“Sure, I got Kirby!”
“I’ll take Jiggs.”

by Thania P. November 20, 2019

floaty bottom

a bottom that's an extreme airhead

Dumbass is a floaty bottom for acting so high and mighty

by Zombiemurdoras July 26, 2024

Floaties

Antibangs milkers

Me: So you worship the true and only god.
Stranger: Who?
Me: The god of Floaties. Antibang aka Elizabeth

by Subthy November 16, 2021

Floaty Ball

A magical ball that floats around the place, entertaining children everywhere.

Me: "that ball is floating, must be floaty ball."
Floaty Ball: "..."

by Floaty Boy July 18, 2016

muddy, floaty pile

The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.

Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.

by Penis Alota January 27, 2024