Flaking out

The act of blowing off a friend or acquaintance, When someone creates a believable scenario of intentions to meet up and fails to, or purposely declines to show up, Standing someone up, or the means of severing a social connection like a friendship.

Person1: gee, hav'nt heard from dexter in like two weeks... think he's dead?
Person2: Not sure, he always flakes out on you unless you agree to meet up on his terms.

Person1: hey man, wanna go get schwasted tonight?
Person2: yeah, I was supposed to meet up with that creepy guy later, but i'll just be flaking out on him, now won't I?

by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010

booty flake

The flakes of shit left in the ass of one who didn't wipe well enough.

I was eating this girls ass the other day and a booty flake got stuck in my teeth

by booty flake January 12, 2015

flaky

An unreliable person. A procrastinator. A careless or lazy person. Dishonest and doesn't keep to their word. They'll tell you they're going to do one thing, and never do it. They'll tell you that they'll meet you somewhere, and show up an hour late or don't show up at all. Also spelled "flakey", or "flake" in the noun form.

She told me she would send me her pictures, but it's been 3 months and she hasn't sent me shit. She's flaky as hell.

by Theo Huxtable October 10, 2005

anal flake

small skin pieces that fall from the anal cleft when panties or britches are lowered most common in individuals who lack sufficient sweat glands to keep the skin moist

Dude, have you seen Sally?
Not but we can follow the trail of anal flakes till we stumble up on her ass.

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009

Flakron

An amazing Albanian Warrior, one that will never give up. Although he's spectacular, he's mostly shy around groups of people, but not with singles. Don't mess with him because he will kick your butt! Even if he doesn't look like he can. Right now he's acting like a regular teen that goes to school but secretly he's learning to fight for the next Albanian war. This way he's hiding his true identity.

I got my butt kicked by Flakron because I thought he was weak.

by AlbanianFighter December 3, 2010

Flakass

Somebody who unnecessarily criticizes somebody, everybody, or a small group of people like an asshole for no reason other than being an annoying ass prick.

Person 1: “Jeremy is such a fucking flakass.”
Person 2: “I know right! One time I was trying write an essay and this mf looks at it in 3 seconds and then pulls out a 5 page lecture about how bad it is before I even started writing it!”

by A human I guess August 28, 2022

Floash

Someone who is unironically freaky fresh. They seem cool but there is definitely a quirky aspect to them.

Nick: Hey how are you today Chase?
Chase: I'm doing hashtag good thanks.
Nick: Wow Chase you are so quirky and unique, I might even call you a floash daddy.

by Cha$e Daddy May 3, 2019