Dick flattening

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority

I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice

by UDstorytime May 1, 2023

flitter fart

when gas is expelled from the vagina during and/or after sex

That ho done flitter farted own my ass!

by Shane August 7, 2003

Flitter Botty

To curl off a fine turd whilst masturbating furiously, enjoying the muscle contractions of both orgasm and the secretion of said turd. A particular favourite of desperate scat porn fanatics or businessmen whom cannot find the free time to execute both acts separately.

"I'm gagging to go and empty my bowels, but what to do about this frighteningly pesky semi old chap?"

"Flitter botty?"

"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"

"Only if you wipe Rupert!"

by Third-nipple-joe November 1, 2009

flitter

your vagina

my flitter flits in the wind.

by alskjd March 9, 2009

Flitter

A mix between flirting and Twitter. Using Twitter to flirt with another person.

If you think a girl is hot you should flitter her and let her know.

by Harrold Seaward February 18, 2010

Cock Flattener

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

by ill NastyNamo February 5, 2009

Flatten the curve

Flatten the curve means to make things understandable for others and to set a guidance.

Before the end of the year exam the students were all confused and were panicking, so the teacher had to flatten the curve for them.

by UrbanladUK May 3, 2020