Flimsy sausage

Some frail fat cunt with a soft chode

My mate Logan is a flimsy sausage.

by _xParadoxical1 March 17, 2019

flimsy fucking excuse

What Protestants are, essentially. The "faith" they believe in no more than a crock of shit passed off as a religion.

Protestants are a flimsy fucking excuse for a religion.

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

flimsy

A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol or is experiencing the effects of alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, drunkened, loose, tipsy, well-done, trashed, jagged up, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated, laced, (etc.)

Tonight, we're going to drink some beers and get flimsy

by Santar April 13, 2007

filmse

(n) A terrible thing, that burns people's eyes out. If you should ever come across a filmse, leave the vicinity of it as soon as humanly possible.

Dude, tubgirl is such a filmse.

by Steve May 6, 2004

flimsy low-hand

A REALLY good hand job. Often quick and to the point resulting in an unexpected mess.

That emo chick that works at Starbucks gave me the flimsy low-hand last night in the parking lot. It was amazing....

by riskyshiftphenomenon February 17, 2010

flimertful

A blending of the words flirting, mean, and hurtful. To be playfully malicious with an individual, the recipient often unknowing of the intent, and can lead to unfounded feelings of closeness, or can result in bouts of sexual distress.

Jeff misinterpreted Sarah's flimertful behavior as true love - unaware she was only toying with his emotions.

by jb0803 December 19, 2013

flime

Used as an alternative for 'blimey' or 'cor blimey' it is used to express a feeling of shock

'flime emma! that was a close one!'

by Smarty P May 23, 2006