flumby

A un-athletic person who is real weak, but not small, their body is almost jello like. This person will not be very active and will sit around all day playing mostly videogames. This person also has very little muscle for their size. This person is also under constant suspision that everyone is watching him or her.

Wow, that kid is really flumby, let's go beat the shit out of him!

by Urban Dictionary January 4, 2005

Flimsy sausage

Some frail fat cunt with a soft chode

My mate Logan is a flimsy sausage.

by _xParadoxical1 March 17, 2019

flimsy fucking excuse

What Protestants are, essentially. The "faith" they believe in no more than a crock of shit passed off as a religion.

Protestants are a flimsy fucking excuse for a religion.

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

flimsy

A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol or is experiencing the effects of alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, drunkened, loose, tipsy, well-done, trashed, jagged up, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated, laced, (etc.)

Tonight, we're going to drink some beers and get flimsy

by Santar April 13, 2007

Flimbo

The time period between when someone farts and when another person can smell it.

Essentially, it is the time for flatulence to exit the pantalones.

"Dude, you just farted as I walked behind you!"

"Do not worry my friend, it was still in Flimbo."

by Candyman6910 April 22, 2009

flomby

(adjective) The feeling when you are so intoxicated you lose feeling in your arms.

"I was ready to pound more beers but I was too flomby and went to bed."

by TravestyTales February 23, 2017

flimsy low-hand

A REALLY good hand job. Often quick and to the point resulting in an unexpected mess.

That emo chick that works at Starbucks gave me the flimsy low-hand last night in the parking lot. It was amazing....

by riskyshiftphenomenon February 17, 2010