Flecture

1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. This process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. During which, the speaker's voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. These usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.

1. "Ahh I am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight."

2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."

3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"

by The Mad Illest October 28, 2009

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feckin eejit

It means "fucking idiot," mainly in Irish, and it sounds better in an Irish accent.

That Daniel O'Donnell's a big feckin eejit

by tara banana May 27, 2004

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flecktime

A wierd timeframe that noone can understand.
Basicly flecktime is a way of saying 'I'll get around to it when I feel like it' or 'Sorry, I cant do it right now, but I'll do it when I can'

Sorry, I cant do it right now, I'm still on flecktime.
You havent done it yet, what are you on flecktime?

by Oden184 March 28, 2007

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fleek

The wrinkly ridge that bisects the two halves of the ball sack.

When it's cold out my fleek is tight.

by Edgar Allan's Poo November 15, 2015

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Flacko

Damn where do i begin tho. He a rebel. A baddy baddy. He hides his feelings. But if you lucky enough to get him hell open up to you in a heart beat. He's loyal and respectful to his people. Hes protective of his girl and always wanna make sure shes safe and happy. He gives the best kisses and is a bomb ass booty grabber. Needless to say... dont let him slip away <3

Im happy i have someone like Flacko in my life

by its-yo-gurl January 17, 2017

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