flanter

flirty bantering

its so obvious they like each other, theyre always flantering!

by whyaretherenonamesleft November 17, 2009

Flatten the pancake

Doing something, particularly nothing, for ten hours straight. Also to be unemployed or a feminist.

I flatten the pancake so much that it hurts!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!

by Bequietnow November 27, 2016

flatty patty

The flattest bitch in Roblox.

Larray and Issa gave birth to Flatty Patty

by badbitchbob March 9, 2019

Fattential

A girl with the potential to become fat. She might not necessarily become fat, but this may only be avoided by exercising a dedicated effort to avoid as such.

I was going to take her out, but she has major fattential and I don't want to end up with a fat chick.
unattractive

by angstd April 17, 2009

flathead

A term used to describe someone with few or no brains or common sense, resulting from repeated beating of one's head against the wall. An antiquated term from mid-20th century.

Little Joey runs out into the street.. in front of a careening ice-cream truck. Dad yells, "Joey! You flathead! Get out of the street!!"

by BlackKat65 June 23, 2010

flaster-like

(adj). A person who is soo cool, words just cannot describe him/her. You'll never forget this person and their pure awesomeness. The complete opposite of a faggotini.

The brilliant kid was loved by all and was considered flaster-like by most. He even gave Mr. Flaster himself a run for his money.

by A. Mysta July 30, 2008

Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005