Flash poopy

When you leave your house feeling fine and you get to your destination, but all of a sudden you need to defecate (poo)... now.

Much like a Flash flood, except coming from the sphincter, and not the rain.

Martha: "I had a really great date, do you want to come inside? ;)"
Gunther: "Sorry Martha, I just got a crazy flash poopy going on here. Raincheck?"

by keendiggz August 11, 2010

Flash Washer

A Flash Washer is someone in your office that briefly runs their hands (sometimes just fingers) under the water after using the restroom. Basically stating that their restroom activity did not warrant a soap and warm water hand washing.

I'm not eating anything that Donna brings to the pot luck on Thursday, she's a Flash Washer.

by GorgeousPC August 24, 2013

grammar flash

The point of time where you feel like correcting people grammar just to make yourself look smart.

Person 1: Your being annoying.
Person 2: It's actually you're.
Person 1: Thanks for the grammar flash, asshole.

by ldizzle2012 February 20, 2011

Sandusky Flashback

A painful memory of a childhood raping.

Mr McKenna had a Sandusky Flashback as he watched the local high school football game.

by DPgumby May 1, 2012

Adobe flash

Something that dies today, we will miss you Flash, you made so many great games run for us. but now shitty HTML5 will replace it.
R.I.P flash player.

Jim: did you know that chrome is killing adobe flash soon?
Jarad: at least ill seen him up here wit me.

by Juice WRLDDD#0999 (DISCORD) December 31, 2020

Russian flash bang

When a guy blows his load into your eyes and slaps both your ears at the same time.. causing temporary blindness and disorientation.

Lauren went home with Matthew he decided it was time to give her a Russian flash bang!

by Stephen lippiatt January 22, 2021

flashaholic

Somebody who is really addicted to flashlights.

A typical flashaholic might have dozens of them; hardcore flashaholics might have hundreds or (in one documented case) close to 1,500 of the bright little suckers!!!
The word was coined a number of years ago on a BBS about flashlights.

Hey Josh!
Did you hear that Craig is a true flashaholic, with 1,497 flashlights, lasers, and other assorted things that flash, blink, or otherwise emit EM radiation in the range of 380nm to 780nm?
What a kick in the head!!!

by Telephony January 13, 2011