Flarting

The act of simultaneously farting whilst flirting.

"Oh man, Zac was flarting last night wasn't he?"
"Yeah. He smelled like shit".

by flarting April 30, 2014

Flirkin

to flirt

Look at him over there flirkin wit her.

by flynikelover January 15, 2009

Farking

The verb of to fark. The act of browsing fark.com.

wow I was farking last night and found this hillarious site.

by herselfelf March 17, 2004

farkin

an easy way to say fucking in front of Dennis the father.

"thats some real good farkin ish CHicoal" "yeah im so farked up"

by boobly January 25, 2004

Flanking

The maneuver OAP's pull at bus stops in order to get to the front of the queue. Normally involves large groups of them mobbing their way into the side of orderly queues.

"Hold you position, we're about to get flanked!"

"We're in for a flanking!"

" BUS FLANKERS!"

by Heliumpanda September 20, 2011

farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.

Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.

by rtil July 18, 2008

Flankin'

When one masterbates with the family flannel.

"Last week I came home to my son flankin' to his sisters 3rd Birthday Film in the Bathroom"

by Nommer December 26, 2016