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Language LARPing

People, usually weebs, who pretend to learn a language but don't actually learn anything, they just like to play pretend. People who Language LARP focus on things that they don't need to know, just because they think it's cool, then they get upset and cry when they have no clue what is going on, and stop learning the language altogether, only to say to people "I used to be fluent in (insert language), but I forgot!"

Something that people on reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/ do all the time.
"Where can I find good anime for learning the Osaka dialect? 藁う(means LOL in Japanese v^-^v)"

"Try actually learning regular Japanese first, you Language LARPing weeb"
by nazicumfarts October 14, 2018
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assembly language

The one true computer programming language. All high-level languages reduce down to assembly language in the end.
High Tech Red Necks always code in assembly language.
by daDebil February 29, 2004
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girl language

when a girl says and what it means...

maybe later = she is not interested
I'm cold= give her your jacket or give her a hug this is like her permission for you to move closer.
oh ok= you did something wrong

I'm fine= give her a tight hug and say when you want to talk about it i'm here and just hug her in silence

If you don't know what restaurant to bring her to on a date, don't ask her where she wants to go, ask her where she thinks you are taking her, her first guess take her there.

If you don't know what she likes in a guy ask her what her favorite romantic book is. go read it and the guy in the book is most likely what she likes that book is where you get your pointers

One thing girls love is when you are open and honest with them.

Just be a gentleman and be friends with her family it is the best way to her heart.
Boy: I really like her but I don't think she likes me what do I do?
Boy2: I don't know go look it up on the Urban Dictionary or something.
Boy: ok maybe i can learn some girl language
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Language Professors Hate Him

The spam/hoax ADs that pop up everywhere and claim that you can large 7 languages in 10 days
Bob: "Dude, Imma try that 'Language Professors Hate Him' Ad!!"

Tim: DON'T ITSASCAM!

*bob's computer crashes after clicking on it*

Bob: Da hell?
by The Meeping Quincy November 4, 2012
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hood rat language

A language that one hood rat speaks to another. It's filled with piss poor grammar, and imperfect sentence structure. It's noted that most people who speak this language are people who probably never graduated high school or spend too much time giving or recieving head in the teacher's faculty room to properly learn anything. Also, uses this same language online in chats and roleplays and is extremely annoying.
Nisey: "lyke omg gurl, yo hurr looks gr8"
Tootz: "I know gurl, I got it 4rm Family Dolla"
Nisey: "I didn't know dey sold hurr weave from thurr."
Tootz: "Yea gurl, just started."
Nisey: "I knewd dis dude who usta work thurr, I gave him head around the back, his dick almost got mangled in my bracez"
Tootz: "Okay, I give up this game now, I can't decode your hood rat language."
by argohella March 4, 2008
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Language Arts

A completely pointless required class in every grade of High School. You learn so much crap you don't need. I mean seriously, when you talk to your friends, do you think.."Oh Crap, I need a pronoun in front of this adverb to make the sentence complete!"? NO! Just another pointless hour out of a teenagers day, and another fat F on your report card.
Damn! I failed all four Language Arts classes, I gotta take all four my Senior year.

Language Arts is so damn boring!
by DCF December 5, 2004
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Hungarian Language

Aging at over 3,000 years old it is one of the Most difficult and Untranslatable languges in the world.
Guy 1: I wanna speak the Hungarian language like you!

Guy 2: Better start NOW.
by Zsombor Toth June 11, 2006
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