by ke55y December 09, 2010
A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.
Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.
Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.
"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."
"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."
"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."
by nar1763 December 08, 2011
Adjective; describing a person (usually a male) who incorrectly thinks he is far funnier, sexier, and worth more than his weight in gold. Bling usually includes many coin machine chains, a Wal-Mart clearance sale wrist watch.
"Man, Flip Simmons is triflin' every day tellin' people he's funny when he ain't even got no jokes yet. Sorry flack ass hoe!"
by 0rangeJu1ce August 15, 2017
Annoying and seemingly endless condensed, fluff-like matter which collects between the ass cheeks. Particularly evident after an active day
Tom: Man, I'm fed up of all this crack flack I have to wash away every day in the shower
Jon: Fuck you
Jon: Fuck you
by pseudopseudonym11111 March 06, 2010
A form of street art where potholes in streets and sidewalks are filled and covered with mosaics or tiles.
A sex act in which a man wearing a set of medieval armor jerks off while standing on the rim of an active volcano. When he is on the edge of cumming, he jumps into the volcano and cums when he lands in the lava.
-This definition was cooked up by Asa Shin Erection.
-This definition was cooked up by Asa Shin Erection.
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