flabbergastestignation

A word that is not actually a word but can be used as a word as a placeholder for another word, even if that word is not a word.

I tried to put on my flabbergastestignation but my mom made me go upstairs and change before I left the house.

by SixelaNiloc March 1, 2019

flabergasted

anger
feeling a sense of anger that you cannot put into words because you also have feelings of numbness at the same time. You also feel disapointed.

I was so flabergasted after my boyfriend broke up with me I couldnt move; I sunk down in my chair and just stayed still thinking.

by Bruiser is Airbourne January 11, 2008

Flabbergasted

Utterly speechless at the amount of fat on someone's body.

I was flabbergasted when I saw honey boo boo

by Deccashoots May 18, 2016

Flabbergaster

(Single)An old dude who scares the shit out of people.

(Plural)A convention of hobos who bring liquor stores lots of change

The flabbergaster jumped out of the alley and scared the shit out of Toby.

by Sherpent February 25, 2009

Flabbergasted

An indescribable sex act. So lewd that the true definition can never be said, everyone still knows what it means though.

Last night my girlfriend came over to my house, after 70 ounces of vodka i flabbergasted all over her, ruining her new cardigan

by tdotyadunknoe June 24, 2009

flabbergastered

definition: an intense often violent expulsion of fecal material of consisting of a blood/poop mixture caused by the sight of something awesome, amazing, breath taking, etc.

Example: Mike flabbergastered in his pants when he saw a monkey driving a go-kart.

by imahumandictionary July 22, 2010

Flabbergastration

Flabbergasted to the point of gastric results. When a person becomes surprised, or taken "off guard", their reaction is focused in the gastric area; bowel, gas, stomach.

When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, my resulting flabbergastration caused us to vacate the room.

by Erik the word cleric February 13, 2009