flabbergastered

Under the influence of alcohol/drugs.

"You're flabbergastered"

by Lexa June 26, 2004

flabbergastic

to have an unusual urge to rape a cow. also can be said as a moo-diction.

"thats bullshit" "that makes me flabbergastic"

by punchyboy23 March 28, 2009

Flabbergassed

Being the victim of a loud and smelly rip originating from a huge flabby ass.

Man, I was on the bus when I got an ass blast from some fat bitch. I got Flabbergassed, man.

by HavaBrain August 22, 2011

flabergaster

the extra baggage under ones chin

My flabergaster is so huge i look like i have a turkey gobbler!

by d-golf December 30, 2005

flabbergast

to cum

"oh dude i flabbergasted all over that girl's face last night"

by muncan February 20, 2010

Flabbergasterist

Flabbergasterist is someone that gets surprised and speechless at an extreme point for almost everything. (I AM SO BORED RN.)

He's such an flabbergasterist.

by dodgekid September 27, 2023

flabberghastery

Any action that causes a person to feel flabbergasted.

Pence' views on history, science and sex education are pure flabberghastery.

by AtlasWinks November 12, 2016