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funk ti ohns

how to make someone mad in 0.00001 seconds
its pronounced funk ti ohns. "suck your toes off"
by i like arham January 22, 2020
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grandmaster funk

one who has reached a high level of funkyness and has mastered the sacred art of coldchillenstompabustergetanyhotchick-fu and is also a cool person all around who has particularly very good taste in music
joe: i need a girl real bad
steve: i need to learn to fight asap
meagan: my music choice suck
grandmaster funk: joe you can have one of my girls, steve i bestow upon you fight game, and here meagan slam out to this short dogg cd.
joe: woah your such a cool person in any situation
grandmaster funk: i know we cant all be me
by fat the funky indivual December 20, 2008
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Cole funk

A guy with a huge penis that loves fucking huge black bitches with his beanie on.
by Hunter Melton August 13, 2019
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prenatal funk

That apartment has some real prenatal funk.
by a bunch of degenerates. October 21, 2019
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funk factor

A numerical rating system given to the smell of vagina's 1 being socially acceptable; 10 demanding immediate cleansing whether by douching or pressure washing
Damn girl, when is the last time you washed that thing your funk factor is off the charts!
by AdaMeaux March 1, 2009
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quando omni flunkus moritati

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
by DuctTapeForever October 17, 2021
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ball funk

small pieces of dead skin and sweat that form between the testicles and the thigh during strenuous actvity. usually extremely smelly
"Don't play with your nuts and then touch me, as I have no desire to be witness to your smelly ball funk"
by pat hutchison August 7, 2006
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