five finger fire sale

When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).

Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."

by Gullek November 20, 2011

Fire Piece

A fire piece is a a fake ( clone ) copy of a credit card,driver’s license, or any card form of identification.

I just bought a fire piece off of truefatgod for the low.

by Truefatgod January 17, 2020

light of my life, fire of my loins

To describe the love of your life, or even more than that. Your world would turn into complete darkness or turn upside down without her.

It is in the opening sentence of Lolita the novel by Vladmir Nabokov / Lolita the movie, in which the narrator was obsessed with his stepdaughter which he named Lolita.

It is adopted by Lana Del Rey as lyrics in her song "Off to the races".

She is the light of my life, fire of my loins, I'm dead when she leaves me.

by JeanG December 14, 2012

trumpster fire

The resulting disastrous state of a government after an unqualified person is voted in with the vague promise of changing things.

Wow, we thought the government **used** to be bad, but it's a total trumpster fire now

by YeliwCoyote November 16, 2016

Fire starter

When two males begin rubbing their dicks together, like starting a fire with two sticks. Very much like frottage, but male only, without clothes.

Those two guys eating lunch together do the fire starter.

by Fitzygerald November 26, 2010

fire blanket

A female that goes out with a man that is obviously gay to disguise his homosexuality.

Mike's girfriend is a such a fire blanket, because we all know he loves dick.

by aaron nolte December 20, 2007

Supa Hot Fire

Something you spit, like a rap

Supa Hot Fire, I spit that.

by TheDojoMaster May 20, 2016