funckel

A fun ass uncle

Man uncle mike is a funckel

by Carlthebomb June 6, 2018

Finkelstein

The cheapest of the cheap. Jews are notoriously cheap but a Finkelstein takes that cheapness to a new realm.

The goddamn air conditioning is out again.
Can we fix it right this time? I'm tired of this Finkelstein bullshit!!!!

by Dee Avis November 13, 2018

Fickely teet

The reaction when your feet are tickled

Omg you have fickely teet

by Fredsterm-123 May 6, 2021

finkelman

A blacksmith

Hey see that guy making horseshoes? He's such a Finkelman

by BoboShue January 2, 2023

Finkel

Could be used in referance to short straw used to inhale Tina or powdered subsances trough the nose.
Also meaning to figure something out.

Pass the Tina Burner album. Do you have a finkel?
I just could not finkel it out.

by Kittan 10-15 July 28, 2023

Fincel

An form of incel(involuntary celibate; always male) who indulges in pay pig behaviors.

i.e: willing to pay for sfw conversations, attention, phone calls, etc.

Girl 1: “I’ve gotten so many fincels since I started an Only Fans”
Girl 2: “You should still get a REAL job. They’ll run out of money sooner or later.”
Girl 1: *😒*

by ANT1H3R0 December 11, 2023

Fincel

A fincel is sugarbaby who is able to get laid but not paid; typically a female who is unwilling to research basic safety protocol or learn how to get paid in mutually beneficial relationships. This results in her being scammed, pumped and dumped, catfished, robbed, or physically/sexually assaulted.

Stacy is such a Fincel, she sent nudes to a John and went back to his place thinking he would really give an allowance after they slept together, despite not knowing anything about him or discussing what that amount would be. Obviously he kicked her out and ghosted her.

by maincoursdelgance January 6, 2024