Fischeran

Absolute omega male who cannot read write. Favorite words include "gg", "ez", "so free", and "skill issue". If you see one call the police because they likely have at least 30 terabytes of CP on their computer.

Person 1: Joe is so weird.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he's a fischeran.

by JoeGaming33 December 13, 2021

Samantha fischer

a girl who fell in love with a boy in 3 weeks. she also thinks she has a cute vagina.

girl: I LOVE him!!
girl #2: when did you meet him?
girl: 2 days ago?!!?!
girl #2: ugh stop being a Samantha fischer

by awesomedad4 September 28, 2019

Fischer

a man who drinks there beer extremely slowly to avoid having to buy the next round.

I've got no money tonight, I'm going to have to do a Fischer tonight!

by Russell Boot July 13, 2013

Abercrombie and Fitcher

A hockey player who tends to be a tad bit overweight. The person typically has a name similar to Fitch, for example, Fisher. Abercrombie and Fitcher's are good at the sport and are particularly well-liked by their teammates.

Hey, Abercrombie and Fitcher!

What?
You're fat.

by Mohawks January 1, 2010

Finched One Off

This is when someone with the surname "Finch" excretes toxic chemicals into the local atmosphere. These chemicals contain chemicals such as Methane, which can cause dire effects, For Instance, Cholera, Diarrohea. These chemicals can be excreted via the rear end, sweating, or from wearing sewage clothes, such as a fake Arsenal shirt. Unfortunately, there are no known cures for this unfortunate disease, but a Deodrant can, and a bath would be very helpful

"Oh bloody hell Craig, you've Finched one off"

by Christopher Chapman September 26, 2006

finched

the real definition for finched is:

the time period from when your smoking weed and were your high

or

the time period from when your drinking beer/liqour and were your drunk

"im so fucking finched" or "Ima way passed Finched"

by nosidam October 10, 2005

finctering

The act of forcing a finger up an extremely tight arse in order to enhance an otherwise mediocre experience.

She couldn't cum until he gave her a swift finctering.

by Disco_Stu March 6, 2015