Fife

Fife is literally the best person you could ever have the opportunity of meeting in your meaningless lives. If you have the opportunity to ever be graced by the presence of Fife you should bow the fuck down because you just passed by the literal fucking God of gods. Be thankful.

Fife is real. Fife exist. Fife doesn't love you. Bow down fuckers.

by Iamnotfifa September 15, 2022

Barney Fifed

To wear one's pants up way too high
Applies mostly to guys. Similar to butterface in terms of definition.

I met cute guy at the club last night. He seemed nice but he was Barney Fifed so I don't know

by 4realazitgits May 5, 2021

Fife

A fife is

Interested in anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics. While being big into the Polandball community.

Green: lmfao fife gay
10ball: ikr
Harvee: get the guns, we going hunting
Fife: (sad face)

by Dalaaaj_Aycher November 22, 2020

whore from fife

a term of abuse that incorporates the two insults of being a whore and coming from fife.

hey,you've just taken my last fag,you whore from fife.

by apex dave January 19, 2011

Fife

Short for "feminist life" or "female life"

Do something with your fife that would make some guy from the 50's angry.

by JRich. September 16, 2020

Fife

The word that a bastard keeps on writing when he or she is cyberstalking you. They mean the f-word. They mean “screw you.” They (the cyberstalker) means that they are having a mentally deranged sick kind of so called “fun” screwing up your life. The cyberstalker pops in to your emails, anything government that he or she can get their evil hands on, and they fife (screw) up your reputation, your life, your health, and your children’s lives demanding pure and absolute unKosher torture in every direction by twisting words. Fife does not really mean “flute” in America anymore. Actually fife never meant flute in America. The word for “flute” in America is flute. If someone is calling you or your work a “fife” in America, it usually means they don’t like you and they want to destroy your work, your career, and your life. Sometimes it is Canadian people, and sometimes it’s American people using “fife” in a derogatory way.

The lawyer is a fife.

by Reneajustine February 16, 2022

Fife

A person who is mean, rude or just mean spirited.

Melinda's date last night was a real fife

by Voma22 March 4, 2021