Fick 

When someone is very attractive fit and also really stupid thick.

Combined, they’re fick.

Mate, that girl is well fick.

Fick by Kizzapj June 25, 2020

Fick 

1. a word that can meannothing or everything. 2. a substitute for the f word used by very kool kheds.

Stop Ficking around!

Fick by cheezet boi October 1, 2020

fick 

ficking is the action of lightly bruising a person with a shovel

oh how i would love to fick luka

fick by fickmedady November 25, 2021

Fick 

Either you are trying to say “fuck” in German, or you made a typo.

“Fick, I shitted it’s all up”

Fick by Startupedition May 21, 2023

Fick 

It's Fuck, but with an "i" for a different verbal flavour.

"I FICKING MY COOUSIN ALL WEAK"

A chat member on Chat Avenue in the Adult chatroom who's understanding of English...isn't so great and who really "likes" his cousin.

Fick by Westy1685 February 11, 2024

Fick-off

To tell someone to 'fick off' is essentially telling them to 'fuck off' albeit you typed it wrong because of old age.

Similar in principle to spelling 'Team' with a 'Y', then attempting to pass it off as the Liberian spelling of the word.

Andrea gave Susie a leaflet for the weekly senior citizens aerobics class at the Leisure Centre on Wednesday mornings. For some time Susie had assumed Andrea was being friendly. She was not a senior citizen, she definitely did not mutter 'fick-off' under her breath as she walked off in her leopard skin bra.

Fick-off by Sharkey & Bubbles July 15, 2022

Fick dich ins Knie! 

German expression meaning "fuck off" or just "fuck you", literally "fuck your knee". The origin of this expression is a pun with the archaic word "Kniefiez", meaning a very avaricious person such as Scrooge McDuck. Therefore, its original meaning was "If you're to cheap for that, you can go and fuck yourself.". However, with time it has become a more general expression that could be used equally well in any other context.

100 Mark für einmal kurz blasen? Fick dich ins Knie!

Fick dich ins Knie! by Aquifex March 30, 2009