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Operation Fickington

An impossible mission made possible when a lonely pool party becomes a spontaneous sex orgy between 3 or more parties in the same house.
Yo last night I accidentally butt dialed my mom during an operation fickington and she was right in the other room!
by Nuttella1 November 22, 2018
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firing blanks

(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.


(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)



His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)
by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
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Captain price forward facing execution

Captain price forward facing execution is a sex move, originating from call of duty modern warfare. You blow your load onto the back of her head while sucking a cigar and say "Bravo six going dark".
"Hey babe, wanna try the Captain Price forward facing execution again tonight?"
by W4CKY October 12, 2020
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firing the mortar

a hand motion that simulates masturbation.

to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.
im gonna go fire my mortar{followed by the hand motion}.

im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}

i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}

anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}
by ihtfpfmlmfwp January 27, 2009
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fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.
"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."
by dhenning July 8, 2009
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Wet Firing

Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.
I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.

I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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Con-facing

Active facial expressions that mask your true intentions.
Con-facing-Using your facial expressions to steer the external world away from your true intentions
by Jktofunny November 19, 2022
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