Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.
by Gapingredgroovie January 3, 2009
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by mt1mp August 17, 2007
Get the festering hatchet wound mug.to be fat greasy harry and have a tendency to wallow around in day old potato chips and pizza crusts.
by smethan December 27, 2007
Get the festering mug.Those who frenquent renfaires as customers, often with seasons passes, but who are not part of the performing cast or otherwise work for the renfaire (ie. rennies). Usually some sort of badges are worn by workers and performers of a renfair as proof that they are employees. Because they add to the general atmosphere of a renfaire, most renfaires encourage festies to wear garb, thus creating the need for the badges to tell worker from patron.
They're not rennies, they're festies.
by DeadManPete November 8, 2008
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I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
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