joey (female)

A very Unique girl just like her name. She is very ditsy but gets mistaken for stupid. She's gorgeous but doesn't always realize that. She also has an amazing body, but she is still really self conscious. She is a really good friend but gets along with boys better than girls. Her best friend is a guy. She goes for the wrong kid of guys and gets hurt. She deserves a guy that will treat her right

I'd be lucky if i ever got a girl like joey.
Joey is my dream girl.
Joey (female)

by secretguy1122334 October 6, 2013

FEMA Water

Water handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD, along with FEMA Ice and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, run past the POD and pick up some more FEMA Water."

by TxFeatFan November 5, 2008

FEMA shingles

The big blue tarp fema puts over your blown off roof after a hurricane

I still have fema shingles on my house fron hurricane Katrina

by booboo2u February 8, 2010

Fema

Failure to Effectively Manage Anything

Fema is clueless - There are people in the convention center?

by Big G Dawg September 25, 2005

Female Hanging Fly

The female hanging fly will allow males that provide larger nuptial gifts to copulate longer, and in turn transfer more sperm, skewing paternity. Males providing insufficient gifts get flung off by the female before insemination is complete.

Anon: Dude, she's a female hanging fly. She’ll only mate with a male, when he brings her a caterpillar as food offering, the bigger the offering, the more time she’ll have intercourse with him. For insects it’s food for us it’s money.

Abak: You mean she is a gold digger!?

Anon: Hells yeah!

by Mash_124 October 21, 2010

Female Spanish Teacher

A legit psychopath who has done at least one of these things: barks at you, threatens you, has a criminal record, or is going through a mid-life crisis.

My female spanish teacher, Profe, finna throw me out of a ventana.

by lafantasma October 11, 2019

Japanese Female Singers

Female Artists/Singers from Japan. Their genre's range from R&B, Rock, Pop, Jazz, Enka, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, and even Japanese female Rappers.

Just like with anything else though, some are good, and some are bad.

Some Japanese Female Singers are REAL talent. They have a message to give the world and a common vibe to share for the love of music. Unfortunately there are other Japanese Female singers that are just another cute face chosen as the next quick money-maker for the industry.

For the most part, there are a good number of Japanese Female singers that are excellent vocalists but who are still sometimes overshadowed by the bad ones.

Some of the excellent Japanese Female singers are Utada Hikaru, Mika Nakashima, Misia, Boa, and Sowelu. That is just to name a few though.

At the end of the day, a person who loves all varieties of music and who has an ear for vocal tone, range, and harmonizing notes in succession will find something new and interesting when listening to the GOOD Japanese Female singers mentioned above.

Delroy: Hey, I was on youtube the other day and I came across some Japanese Female Singers. I think one of the singer's name is Misia.

Shanika: Oh yeah, I’ve heard of Misia. She has a 5-octave vocal range. Her music is very impressive and she has soul in her voice. You should also check out Utada Hikaru. She's a bit different, but still very talented.

by Appreciator of Humanity December 28, 2009