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Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.
For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”
by Dora the whore-a September 22, 2019
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Floating Hedgehog

When you stick your penis in someones alcohol drink and they don't know.
I gave her a floating hedgehog in her wine.
by BigToeGhost March 8, 2020
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floating eddie

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.
if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie
by stoph December 6, 2003
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floating

Wandering around, esp. while high.
We jacked up on heroin and floated around the club.
by RadiKS December 8, 2002
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my eyeballs are floating

I drank too much water at dinner and now my eyeballs are floating.
by spycer July 16, 2014
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Keg Stand, Floating

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pool, pond, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.
I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)
by JuicyBB November 10, 2008
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floating

The act of which a male puts his cock inside a woman's vagina and doesn't move or do any thrusts or movements
I was with this girl and all she wanted to do was have me floating in her pussy.
by blake chinn November 19, 2007
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