Feeding the Devil

when one sits down on the toilet to take a crap and eats something at the same time. This is an extreme example of someone being a fatass.

Guy 1 - Dude, where is the pizza?
Guy 2 - Its in here man.
Guy 1 - What the fuck man, quit feeding the devil.

by gmurf413 May 3, 2009

feed the horse

To indulge in fingering a lady. When describing the event to a friend it is impossible to do so without resistng the temptation to make a motion with ones hand as if one were feeding a horse a polo mint.

Did you get anywhere with that ho last night? Feed the horse?
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)

by Pozza November 2, 2006

feed the alligators

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)

Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 8, 2008

stalker-feed

The news feed on Facebook that tells you a bit too much about your friends and their Facebook related activities.

Joe: "Hey man, I just found out about your breakup. Sorry."

Ryan: "How did you know already?"

Joe: "My stalker-feed on Facebook told me!"

by Blakeley December 27, 2007

pigeon feeder

Someone who is from the North

Sadie is from Chicago. What a pigeon feeder.

by Beasted-Duck January 24, 2017

M4 FEHEEEM

A state of great confusion where your voice becomes sqeaky

MR !
I AM M4 FEHEEEM!!!

by zinhumxenon January 28, 2019

Angry Bird Feeder

When you smother your junk in extra creamy peanut butter, sprinkle assorted bird seeds on it, and then stand outside while birds peck on your pecker. You are required to laugh at the irony of it all.

Dude, go double check those migration patterns before I do the angry bird feeder...

by Sir Curly Jefferson June 6, 2011