fedorable

outside the jurisdiction of the state and local authorities.

California should never have attempted to regulate greenhouse gases on it's own. It's just fedorable.

by Ralphs nadir February 17, 2008

fedorable

1)What you do to a fever
2)Types of wood that termites and carpenter ants favor.

1)The prisoners at Paris island suffered from malaria because they drank water contaminated with their own feces. They were completely fedorable.
2)Termites find many woods fedorable. It is best to build from granite.

by Popparotsi February 16, 2008

Fedatheist

An individual who chooses to define him/herself as an atheist for the sole purpose of being accepted in atheist culture, thus getting attention, and the feeling of superiority over others, while being mostly or entirely ignorant to the actual beliefs of atheism. This lifestyle is achieved by the said Fedatheist acting generally rude and annoyed by others, frequently boasting of their wit, edgy personality, or anti-religious thoughts, and of course, wearing an unflattering fedora in an effort to look intelligent, introspective, or, as aforementioned, edgy. Optional additions to the lifestyle that typically enhance ones efforts at Fedatheism include Brony paraphernalia, an unkempt neckbeard, fingerless gloves(preferably black), an ultra-liberal political stance, pocket chains, and alleged membership with the internet hacktavist group Anonymous, usually in cohesion with a Guy Fawkes Mask. Fedatheists are commonly found a variety of internet forums in comments sections, having overzealous arguments with others, and regarding any belief besides that of atheism as utter stupidity and a crime. Fuck Fedatheists. Buncha dickweeds.

Normal Human Being~ "Who here would like to have an intelligent conversation about various religious aspects?"

Fedatheist~ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAIRY-TALE, OPPRESSIVE, FAG-BURNING BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING FUNDIE PLEB. I HOPE YOU GET CANCER AND YOU PRAY TO YOUR NONEXISTENT GOD TO FIX IT FOR YOU. YOU'RE THE REASON YOUR PARENTS GOT DIVORCED AND HUNG THEMSELVES, BECAUSE THEY COULD BARE TO HAVE THEIR EUPHORIC INTELLIGENCE STIFLED BY THE LIKES OF YOU WITH YOUR NONSENSICAL BOOK OF LIES WRITTEN BY CRETINS 2,000 YEARS AGO. THE ONLY GODS I PRAY TO ARE CARL SEAGEN, BILL NYE, AND NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON. I HOPE HELL DOES EXIST SO YOU ALONE CAN BURN THERE IN YOUR RETARDATION OF A BELIEF. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO 42O BLAZE IT, FUCK MY RAINBOWDASH SEX PILLOW, AND MAKE A RAGE COMIC ABOUT HOW I PITIED YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE. MAY DARWIN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR FUNDIE SOUL."

Normal Human Being with appropriate response~ "Jesus Christ dude. Calm down."

by A User Of The Internet March 16, 2014

arse fedora

Noun

1. A more detailed version of asshat. Generally a person who has a more jerky, pretentious, and/or egotistical quality than an asshat or a butt bowler.

"Wow. He's so past asshat status that he has become a arse fedora."

by Serpentina Solis July 27, 2006

fedorable

What can be removed through liposuction

The doctor managed to remove most of the fat cells, but managed to find some walnuts and jerky that fortunately was not fedorable.

by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008

fedorable

An opening that can be opened to the point of tearing.

A bag of chips must be made fedorable enough to get at the treats inside without flinging them violently across the rest party-goers standing by the kitchen counter.

by UD smuggler May 28, 2009

fedorable

a place you'd like to insert your finger.

Robert was down fiddling around with Marisa's v-jamma but was distracted by that fedorable balloon knot of hers. He didn't see a lock on that emergency exit.

by Robert Gottlieb February 17, 2008