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fellatio

The beautiful art of cock sucking in which one lovingly places the penis of one's partner into one's mouth and caresses it with the tongue and tonsils while at the same time sucking ever so gently and moving one's head back and forth massaging the head of the penis.

If fellatio is performed properly, one's partner will ejaculate, at which time you should swallow his generous deposit, though amateurs often expel the semen from their mouths.

Fellatio should be practiced frequently, for every art and skill should be honored and perfected.
After Alex's date with Tom at the movies and the really expensive new restaurant, she thanked him by performing fellatio on him in his car. Tom welcomed her by cumming in her mouth, and promising another date next week.
by artoffellatio January 28, 2008
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fellatioraptor

A person who performs fellatio with great vigor.
Man, she handled my member like fellatioraptor! My cock aint never been treated like that!
by Nigritheus April 24, 2010
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self-fellatio

The art of performing a blowjob upon ones-self.
Dude, that guy can suck his own dick!
He is a true master of self-fellatio.
by stranga614 January 4, 2012
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auto fellatio

I heard Rob could do auto fellatio. Pretty weird shit.
by Himura February 22, 2004
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World Taekwondo Federation

1. The establishment that sets the teaching standards and form practices for taekwondo schools throughout the world.

2. A politer way of saying "WTF" or what the fuck
1. Molly: So howd your board-breaking go?

Me: awsome, i wish the WTF would change it from ax kick tho, my foot hurts

2. While picking my lil sister up from school

Me: So howd your class go?

Jazzy: Miss Alga grabbed my butt.

Me: World Taekwondo Federation!!!
by MW2CuBu November 27, 2009
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fellatio

Oral sex performed on a man, like Monica Lewinsky did to Bill Clinton.
Every Thursday he engaged in degrading forms of sodomy, fellatio and cunnilingus.
by GuidoPosse69 February 3, 2005
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fecetious

full of sh!t in an obvious way.
you are being fecetious.

it is funny and unbelievable but in a way that the person speaking "fecetiously" might want people to believe his story
by David L. Martin November 2, 2007
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