(n) An individual who thinks too much of his or her accomplishments within the fantasy sports universe. Often, this individual will possess several "Runner Up" or "Good Sportsmanship" trophies. The verb form can be either "to faulk" or "to faulkenate".
Chris spent a lot of time bragging about his fantasy baseball team last year, but he ending up losing in the championship game. He's a faulkenator.
Scott dropped David Ortiz at the beginning of the season because he was in a slump. He really faulkenated that one.
If you're going to talk trash on the message boards, you better make sure not to faulk it up and lose your game.
Scott dropped David Ortiz at the beginning of the season because he was in a slump. He really faulkenated that one.
If you're going to talk trash on the message boards, you better make sure not to faulk it up and lose your game.
by In Your Endo May 12, 2008
Get the Faulkenator mug.One man nordic band. Viking metal etc. Uses good use of synthesisers and has a nice flute effect. Backround guitars and some of the best sounding drums in existence. Listen to at all costs.
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Get the The Fault In Our Stars mug.1. (n) An ass crack that is extremely large, usually present on overweight women.
2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.
Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.
2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.
Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.
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Get the rectal fault line mug.A Dead town which sucks the life out of it's inhabitants and anyone within a 500-mile radius.
Over the years, Falkirk has been dominated by fat bisexual tramps who proclaim themselves as 'emos'. These creatures have invaded the town's bandstand although are easily repelled by a shiny adidas logo or two.
After several one-night stands with equally bedgraggled towns such as Cumbernauld and Livingstone, Falkirk has even given birth to 10 Children referred to as 'Bonnybridge', 'Grangemouth', 'Camelon', 'Larbert', 'Stenhousemuir', 'The Braes', 'Bainsford', 'The Bogue' and 'Bo'ness'. But we don't talk about Bo'ness. They eat their children there.
The town's last scummy residents, are the pensioners. They may be found standing in ASDA on a snowy day, staring at the empty shelves and then harassing passers by. If you see a Falkirk Pensioner, Bag It, Bin it, and then pour petrol in the bin and set it alight.
Falkirk is Shite. End of.
Over the years, Falkirk has been dominated by fat bisexual tramps who proclaim themselves as 'emos'. These creatures have invaded the town's bandstand although are easily repelled by a shiny adidas logo or two.
After several one-night stands with equally bedgraggled towns such as Cumbernauld and Livingstone, Falkirk has even given birth to 10 Children referred to as 'Bonnybridge', 'Grangemouth', 'Camelon', 'Larbert', 'Stenhousemuir', 'The Braes', 'Bainsford', 'The Bogue' and 'Bo'ness'. But we don't talk about Bo'ness. They eat their children there.
The town's last scummy residents, are the pensioners. They may be found standing in ASDA on a snowy day, staring at the empty shelves and then harassing passers by. If you see a Falkirk Pensioner, Bag It, Bin it, and then pour petrol in the bin and set it alight.
Falkirk is Shite. End of.
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