When you can't stop masterbating
Also when you're as excited doing something as you are when u masterbate
Also when you're as excited doing something as you are when u masterbate
It's my day off and wife's away, I'm going to get Faphappy today!
Example #2 there's a sale down at the bike shop and I'm going Faphappy on that store!
Example #2 there's a sale down at the bike shop and I'm going Faphappy on that store!
by J.A.Mckeown November 15, 2023
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A meta-fallacy and a classic debate coward's move. It occurs when someone, unable to refute the substance of an argument, selectively cherry-picks potential logical fallacies within it to shift the entire discussion into a tedious, pedantic meta-debate about argumentation theory. Instead of wrestling with the actual point, the Fallapicker becomes a pedant with a highlighter, scouring your sentences for any whiff of a "straw man" or "slippery slope," no matter how minor, to declare your entire position invalid and themselves the winner by technicality. It's the refuge of someone who cares more about winning a rhetorical game than discovering the truth.
Example: "During the town hall on traffic safety, a resident presented data showing roundabouts reduce accidents. The opponent, with nothing to counter the data, resorted to fallapicking: 'Ah, but you cited a European study—that's an appeal to foreign authority! And saying 'safer streets' is an emotional appeal! Your entire argument is fallacious!' He successfully turned a discussion about saving lives into a logic 101 digression and felt smug about it."
by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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by ElectricPhoenix99 February 4, 2026
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“Mate, why am I getting Swiss supermarket ads on my football podcast?”
“Check your VPN, you’re suffering from faplag.”
“Check your VPN, you’re suffering from faplag.”
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