fap

F.A.P = Fat Ass Pussy

The man was banging a fap.

by cldawg May 23, 2007

fap

Group of freelance IT profressionals idling on IRC.

We got a good fap going on in here.

by Rick "kitty5" Pemberton May 06, 2003

fap

to steal or nick something

that dude fapped ma bag

by iycepuff January 07, 2009

fap

coms from FindAPix.com, a site for meeting people and rating pix

I have a fap at thaiguy20fromla.findapix.com

by Nathan August 02, 2004

fap

A lonely person whos name is Meredith.

Look at her shes such a fap.

by coooool kid May 09, 2008

fap fap fap

the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy

damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn

by SAN JOSE STATE April 28, 2003

fap fap fap

Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.

(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*

(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...

by Chullage February 02, 2009