Fangirling

Panting, crying, laughing, wishing for someone to marry you, wishing for that same person to marry someone else

"Oh no"
"Whats wrong?"
"Shes Fangirling"
*SCREECH*

by Songbird6768 August 23, 2017

fangirl

A Fangirl is a female who obsesses over some form of media. It could be Musical artists, Actors, presenters, people, Anime, Manga.

Most fangirls are normal girls who just really enjoy what their fandom over. Most of them are mature about their fandom and respect others opinions.

They may write fanfiction or draw fanart but not necessarily all of it is automatically bad. Some may like Gay, Lesbian, Shonen-ai, Shoujo-ai, Yaoi, Yuri and so on but not all do.

Even though many of the fangirls are normal people there are a few idiots who have to ruin the image of our fangirlism and give us fangirls a bad name.

The normal fangirls call this other species of fangirl the N00bfangirl.

These fangirls are the ones that have an unhealthy obsession over their fandom (such as claims on that character, death threats, marriage claims, I'm going to have their babies) and therefore ruin the image of fangirls.

The Generic fangirl (myself): Hey did you see that cool picture of Xigbar and Demyx?

Generic Fangirl 2: Oh yeah! It was very sexy! I mean those guys look so fine! I can't wait till the third lot of Kingdom hearts games come out! I mean the gameplay in the second was awesome!

Generic Fangirl 1: Agreed! They are very sexy.

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Stereotypical fangirl that spoils the others images: OMG LIEK I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GUNNA MARRY SEPHIROTH AND WE'LL HAV BABIES AND I'LL CALL THEM GINA GEORGE AND SEPHY JUNIOR! OMG OMG OMG! U TTLY SLAGGED MYYYYYYYYY SEPHY DIE BITCH!!"!"!!!!! !!!!ONE!!!!! !!!111!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!

by Rinny the wise December 24, 2007

fanguish

A portmanteau of 'fanny' and 'anguish'. A general term for any discomfort that occurs while pinching a loaf. This includes, but is not limited to, diarrhea, constipation thai hole, coffee shits, beer shits.

All Sanjeep got for placing 4th in the All India Curry Eating Invitational was a nasty bout of fanguish the next morning.

by WordSmith L July 10, 2009

fanguying

A term used for men and and teenage males that have a strong appreciation and enjoyment of something that they have to express it in ways more than words can explain.

"Bro! Did you see that touchdown?? Like, aaaahhhh, god that was amazing! Sorry for fanguying there."

by lotsowords June 15, 2013

fannying

To mess about, to waste time on needless activities, largely resulting in a commendable achievment of fuck all. Often causing lateness. Also called "fannying about" by the more conservative of you. Females specialise in fannying, hence the term "fanny". However there are famous males such as George Bush who bear the hallmarks of fannying. The Iraq war being one of George Bush's most famous incidents of fannying about.

1. "I'm sorry, but to me foreplay is just beating around the bush. It's too much fannying about for my liking."
2."Oi, Ieaun, no fannying this time, we meet at twelve! Not a quarter to one or in another life as insects who only live for a day! Which you'd spend fannying!"

by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005

fangirls

female of approximately 12-17 years old, (though this can vary) who are obsessed by some sort of celebrity/group/band.
contrary to popular belief, fangirls are not always to be confused with stalkers. Can just be happy, excited (albeit somewhat pathetic) about the celebrity/group/band they are crushing on.
However then there are the dangerous fangirls, the kind that hound said celebrity/group/band and annoy the fuck out of other people with their shrieks of 'OMFG!'
Fangirls very often give a bad name for true, normal fans.

fangirl: like OMFGGG i wanna rape Gerard Way!!
normal fan: ..fucking freak.
fangirl: shutup!1!! im gonna have his babiiiess!1!!!1!!!
normal fan: *shoots fangirl in the head*

this is a very realistic example of what may happen do you ever cross paths with a horde of fangirls. Be prepared.

by wibbleformebibble December 28, 2008

Fangirlese

An obscure language spoken by fangirls. It started at an unknown time period as a result of a poor bastardization between Chatspeak and the English Language. Caps Lock is also used to accentuate anger or pure emotion. The language is also know for the lack of punctuation, verb tenses, capitalization, syntax, and most of the vowels. It is the hallmark of ignorance and every fangirls' obsessions.

Twilight Fangirl: OmGGGZZZ liEk TaYLoR LAUTneR iz so hAWT!!!111!

Justin Bieber Fangirl: NO u stupid whor u are a stpuid

Jonas Brothers Fangirl: fuck you you you stupid bicth you are idoit

Miley Cyrus Fangirl: GRRRFEFJFNLSKDLASKDJL

Rational Person: Sorry guys, I don't speak Fangirlese, the language of ignorance.

*leaves*

by l1011tristar17 February 13, 2010