Phillips Fandango

1) To evade
2) To explain with exhuberent detail, ad infunum
3) To accompany an explanation with a "sketch"
4) Manoeuvre preceeding the pat-pat-grab
That's a Phillips Fandango if I've ever seen one.
by Maurey Povich October 15, 2004
Get the Phillips Fandango mug.

hemp fandango

a name used to describe a person being hanged- hemp from the rope and fandango from the lovely girations of the hangeds feet while the try to touch the ground
now, my freind, you can dance the hemp fandango
by the wobly rocket May 16, 2011
Get the hemp fandango mug.

horizontal fandango

"Yeah, we did the horizontal fandango last night." - Zach Braff on fucking Sarah Chalke
by FANGORIAN VAGBEAST May 22, 2009
Get the horizontal fandango mug.

horseshoe fandango

After the Great Ban of June 2006 on the Weebls-Stuff Forums, this was a word that, whenever used in the Cheese Bin, everyone not banned would pretend it was a funny joke made during the sentence of the banned forumites in order to make them feel left out.
Mr Salek: Hey guys, remember Horseshoe Fandango?
Other forumite: Lol! That was so funny!
by Mr Salek June 29, 2006
Get the horseshoe fandango mug.

creamy fandango

when two willing males bust a load into a camals mouth, then the camal spits the load onto the face of a midget in an ostrich costume whilst all participants shout the word "fandango!"
i heard wee man is going to partake in a "creamy fandango" in jack ass 4
by poonjob March 15, 2011
Get the creamy fandango mug.

Fandango

Man that movie was fandangoed.
OR
Did you see that car accident - the driver looked pretty fandangoed.
by W_DRagon May 06, 2005
Get the Fandango mug.

funky fandango

To engage in the intimate act of sexual intercourse with a loved one(preferably not a relation).
Shit son, I danced the funky fandango with that bitch all night long, awww-yeaaa!!

Or

Yes baby, lets dance the funky fandango on this beautiful night under the pale moonlight.
by Mr. Alan April 07, 2006
Get the funky fandango mug.