fatsexual

A fatsexual is one who does not have any sexual attractions based on their targets hair color, age, eyes or other physical traits of that nature. Instead they are attracted to anything that is fat. Generally fatsexuals are also heterosexual they simply enjoy larger versions of what most other people find attractive. There are some fatsexuals that are so overcome by their love of cellulite that their alternate lifestyle causes them to become homosexual or even to attempt to fornicate larger farm animals or tubs of actual cooking lard.

Friend 1: I'm worried about him man he just keeps trying to fuck anything he can that's shaped like a bowling ball.

Friend 2: I know I'm worried for my own well being I don't think he's gay but I'm not too skinny and I'm pretty sure by the way he's looking at me he's going to become a bull fatsexual soon.

by woo!party December 31, 2009

Flexual

When you and your partner get turned on by seeing each other work out.

My girl and I don't workout together, but we do look at each other workout and it's very flexual.

by TheMonstar April 24, 2015

Fowlsexual

Person who has sex with birds.

Watch your turkeys I hear Tom is a fowlsexual.

by Raw Ray August 10, 2016

Funsexual

Not labeling your sexual preference do to certain sexual acts as gay/lesbian but just a type of sex life you enjoy because it’s pleasurable and fun.

Woman: I do like occasionally licking pussy however I don’t consider myself bi or a lesbian I just consider myself funsexual.

by Mush8806 November 11, 2018

Calsexual

Someone who maintains a vigorous and violent sexual relationship with their shoes.

Look at Daniel he is such a calsexual.

by les61an July 21, 2020

Flosexual

Dumb people who like flowers and are mocking lgbtq

Dan:did u hear about flosexual

stacy:yea its stupid

by Empss April 29, 2021

Fensexual

When you are in love with fen

P: are you fensexual?
Me: no shit obviously

by voidweezer September 14, 2021