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i heard you into fitness
by memest boi ever February 27, 2019
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Planet Fitness

A 'judgement free zone' where beginners or for locals who want to get into exercising. Most equipment is very minimal inorder to save money and to scare off more advanced athletes. People will judge you more in a Planet fitness than most other gyms so would not recommend.
Person 1: You heard about the Planet Fitness that just opened up?
Person 2: Yeah, wouldn't recommend though. Just go to another gym.
by AFG-K August 2, 2021
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Planet Fitness

A horrible facility that calls itself a gym

DO NOT GO HERE

There’s no barbells no benches no squat racks

Just shitton of cardio machines and smith machines claims to be a judgment free zone but is the most judging of them all

Has a lunk alarm and has a dress code at the gym tf

Place of zero gains and gives out free pizzas and bagels every month
Dam man I’m gonna go workout wanna come?

Oh yeah what gym you go to?

Planet fitness you?
I go to a REAL gym when’s the last time you made gains
by Weightlifter420 October 28, 2021
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Fitness Firsted

When your phone number gets given to fitness first and the sales calls ensue.
Peter: That John bastard fitness firsted me. They wont stop calling me until i join their stupid gym!
Paul: You should join, you could afford to lose some weight.
by Matt P 81 May 26, 2010
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fineness

Fineness is a unique and fun person one that will make you laugh when you want to cry someone that never shuts up but you will fall in love with loyal and trustworthy and doesn’t tell lies she will tell you the truth no matter what will always have your back even though she is going through hard times she will be there for you never loose a fineness as she is very rare to find
Huh ? What's that? That's fineness
by Hello I’m bored May 21, 2019
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the fitness gram pacer test

the gym teacher says those dreaded words "today we will have the pacer test" and the only kids who are happy are the really sporty kids, every other kid fucking hates this test.
"Today we will have the fitness gram pacer test."

"YAAY!"
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
by Naners420 August 24, 2020
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Planet Fitness

A so-called ‘gym’ that triggers a nuclear bomb threat warning siren if you make a little bit of noise lifting a heavy weight.
Guy 1: Hey bro, let’s get out maximum reps!
Guy 2: Les do dish!
*They both grunt a bit, setting off the lunk alarm, also known as a nuclear threat warning siren.*
Planet Fitness: NUCLEAR BOMB INCOMING!!
by DatOneJoker478 November 26, 2022
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