When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Get the failure mug.One of those annoying, spitty mouthed teenaged wannabe vampyre (vampire) kids who shop at hot topic, jet their hair and read stupid ass books like Twilight. Basically, a cross between an emo and a WANNABE goth. Usually buy a guitar and don't even play the damn thing or get a skateboard and don't even learn how to skate on it.
Fagula: I am so dark. My clothes reflect the colour of my soul... which is black.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.
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Get the faguette mug.A girl that usually have cute personality. She also tend to have dimple. She always care for other. She also an animal lover. Usually people will shor form thr word to ayus
A: look it's cat...let me play with her... I like to play with cat
S: wow ayus(fairuz asyiqin). You sure love animal
S: wow ayus(fairuz asyiqin). You sure love animal
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Get the fairuz asyiqin mug.This is an expression that people use when things don't go right. Can be used as a witty reply to someone or used to admit a mistake you made. Also used to express sympathy when something goes wrong to someone else.
Use instead of "your problem".
Derived from the noun "failure bowl" a bowl of comfort food that should not be consumed if you are on a diet. One would eat a failure bowl if they are upset about a mistake.
Use instead of "your problem".
Derived from the noun "failure bowl" a bowl of comfort food that should not be consumed if you are on a diet. One would eat a failure bowl if they are upset about a mistake.
Example 1
Person 1: By mistake I just formatted my hard drive.
Person 2: That's a big failure bowl. your problem
Example 2
I just had a crime scene in my pants because my tampon leaked. Failure Bowl.
Example 3
Person 1: (trips on stairs)
Person 2: That's a failure bowl
Person 1: By mistake I just formatted my hard drive.
Person 2: That's a big failure bowl. your problem
Example 2
I just had a crime scene in my pants because my tampon leaked. Failure Bowl.
Example 3
Person 1: (trips on stairs)
Person 2: That's a failure bowl
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