facehook

A hooking-up session where the participants met one another via the social network facebook.

I noticed that that hot chick had "random play" in her profile, so I messaged her and arranged a facehook.

by Ryan88234 May 10, 2006

Facehole

A Word Used By The Hillbilly Family, Means Jerk, Retard, Idiot, Or A Person Who Is Overall Annoying:
Use It Often, For It Is The Coolest Word In The World.!

"Wow, Robert's Such A Facehole.!"
"I Knoww, He Eats Children."
"Ugh Yeah, A Total Facehole"

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by LoveLikeWoe.!<3 February 22, 2011

facehead

Faces are always seen on heads. For this reason describing someone as a facehead means that nothing they provide to society means anything; they are in fact... completly simple plain and irrelevent. This blandness and no-worth-ness is simply described as telling a person they are simple normal and plain... you have a face on your head... and thats about it= facehead

"Guys... i thinks this is a really good idea"
"Youre a facehead... shut up no one cares"
"Damn guys... you suck"

by Yori Hudi and Jordan January 31, 2008

Facehookin

To post statuses while under the influence. Also to post incessantly about useless crap for attention.

I was facehookin the other night after a whole 26'r to my head

by chipsahoi August 17, 2011

Facehook

Facehook is a state of Facebook that pisses you off and makes you want to hit people. Your feed is filled with religious rants, generic posts talking junk about people but they are too chicken to say a name and/or political slander or you've seen too many selfies and it's way early..

You check your Facebook feed in the morning and see..

"(insert selfie) Some one at the store told me how beautiful I am"

"Good moms aren't out partying like I used to do cause I've changed and now I"m better than you!"

"Real Seahawks fans have been Seahawks fans since I've been a Seahawks fan"

You: "UGH! Facehook! I'll hit you up later... (closes app)

by Hollyfire February 5, 2014

FaceHooker

A hooker, whos primary function is to sit on your face. Made famous in the 1956 show of boomtown

Rex Trailer: "Hey lookie' here we have a facehooker on the show today"
Child 1: "Ohhh I'd love it if you were to sit on my face, would you mind terribly?"
Facehooker: "no"

by JayzJKZ October 30, 2008

Facehog

Someone who inundates friends newsfeeds with their excessive postings on the social media Facebook

6:00am - my little baby is awake. 6:10am - I'm changing my babies nappy, it stinks. 6:30am - I'm making pancakes for breakfast. 13:30 - I'm having leftovers for lunch is an example of a facehog because all these feeds will appear on friends facebook walls

by ambi-bambi January 14, 2015