D.O.F

D.O.F.

This is an acronym, (not to be confused with depth of field) meaning Dream Of Fucking. You see someone like J Law and know you can't have her but you put her on your D.O.F list because you can still dream about fucking her!

In other words, someone you really wanna fuck

Candace: Yo Bri you see the English teacher with the really exotic hair?
Bri: Yea, she’s so nice to me and she looks just like Anna Silk
Candace: I really D.O.F her man, like damn this bitch is on my D.O.F. list!
* Someone Candace dreams of fucking*

by itscnukno September 6, 2016

E.O.F.D.

end of fucking discussion

You are arguing wayyyy 2 much E.O.F.D.!!

by Dickopolis December 30, 2008

B.A.D M.O.F.O

Bold And Dedicated Mothers Of Fabulous Offspring. A mother who makes bold decisions dedicated to raising her offspring to be well-rounded individuals.

She's a B.A.D M.O.F.O.

by Wereallbadhere November 14, 2017

l.y.o.f.d.b.

"lock your own fucking door bitch". directed at friends and other passengers when exiting your ghetto car which lacks power locks.

"Okay, we're here. Everybody out! And don't forget: l.y.o.f.d.b.!I don't have power locks."

by truedat995 July 6, 2008

D.O.F.A.

Direct Overhead Flood Area

The D.O.F.A. for a standard bathroom is 40. Equivalent to the square footage of high probability flood area below overhead plumbing pipes.

by J_t_A_ March 10, 2025

M.F.F.O.P.I.D

My favorite flavor of popsicle is dick

Angie: What's your favorite popsicle flavor?

Brando: M.F.F.O.P.I.D

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.

When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

by anonymous March 1, 2021