MSN Explorer

A browser worse than Internet Explorer. Yes, you read correctly.

I tried using MSN Explorer, but it was so bad my testicles exploded.

by JakeTheRipper June 30, 2006

The Express

A cheaper, less sensationalist version of the Daily Mail, the Express still holds some cringe-worthy, scaremongering right wing views. Favourite front page material are Princess Diana and Madeline McCann. Nobody really cares about them anymore.

"Hey did you read the Express the other day? Apparently Madeline has been sighted in Angola dressed in a tweed blouse!" - Express Reader

"Give it a rest mate she's dead, just like the Express' circulation." - Person with common sense.

by I.Know.The.Truth August 22, 2010

Hipster Express

The L train in the NYC subway system, between 14th street/8th ave and Halsey street... after Halsey street, it is just the L train, as a Hipster would never (currently, as of 2010) go past the Halsey stop.

We took the L train home late friday night, and it was the Hipster Express.

by DrGonzo84 November 15, 2010

night train express

Shit wine that burns your throat with the flames of hell for around $2.00 a bottle.

"Hey what the hell did I just drink?"
"Night train express"
"I thought this was supposed to be bleach!"
"Either way your going to hell"
"AWWWWWW HOLY SHIT MY THROAT!!!"
BURN... Burn...

by jim0bhab November 23, 2013

manually express semen

To masturbate to completion. Jacking off to orgasm.

I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually express semen into this cup.' I was like, "Speak English lady."
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.

by keifermail July 12, 2009

daily express

Essentially, the Daily Mail for the over 60s.

I'm about to have a Daily Express moment: "STOP ASYLUM SEEK....". What was I saying?

by Disgusted of Tonbridge Wells April 22, 2005

For the Emporer

To charge head on without thought or reason against seemingly insurmountable odds and horrors no matter how bleak and dire the situation may appear, and to do so completely at ones own peril while receiving absolutely no personal gain from the action.

In combat this most likely involves giving up a superior tactical firing position for the chance to get up close and use your chain-sword on a 20 f tall monstrosity with a arsenal of fangs seemingly born from the mating of a rototiller and elephant industrial ground beef machine.

Short term unremembered glory for long term pain.

Ex - See dawn of war intro trailer on Youtube (no ones says "For the Emporer" but it is implied by their actions)

Jeff - "You hurt your back yesterday trying to lift that fridge didn't you? That was stupid man you could have just waited 1 minute for me to get there."

Martin - "For the Emperor"

Captain IronFist- sees his platoon of space marines surrounded on all sides by Tyranid forces, His comms tells him that reinforcements will arrive in minutes and he just has to hold out if he wants to survive.

Disregarding the chance to survive, He roars to his fellow brothers and draws his chain-sword in the direction of the swarm and shouts "FOR THE EMPEROR!!!" His brothers rise up with him abandoning their well fortified bunkers and heavy weapons in order to engage the largely melee based enemy up close and personal.

Soon only the Captain is left facing the mighty Carnifex with slashing blades faster then a nuclear powered lawnmower.

The Captain fights with all the power and skill of a space marine but is eviscerated right through the chest. As the beast raises him up to eye level to watch the life drain from his body the Captain shouts ""For the Emperor!!" one last time and shoves a Grenade right down the beast's throat killing both of them.

The dust settings the reinforcements arrive and the war continues and no one is the wiser.

by For the Emporer January 25, 2011