explain in _ terms

explain in {game or anime name} terms is a new meme on tiktok where you say how i could have it my brother and put a weak thing, how i hit him and put a stronger thing, how he described it to my dad and put an even stronger thing, and how my dad is gonna hit me and put the strongest thing in the game.

oh i it my friend lightly and he said it killed him
explain in minecraft terms (explain in _ terms)

i hit my friend like a wooden hoe and he discribed it like an enchanted netherite axe

by spoto answers wierd shit June 25, 2022

Brexit Simply Explained

Perhaps the most popular oxymoron at the moment. Could be compared to the likes of ‘Ice Hot’ or ‘Happy Tragedy”

Person 1: “I wonder what’s going on with this Brexit nonsense?”
Person 2: “Here, I’ve found this video ‘Brexit Simply Explained’”
Person 1: “Why thank you, it’s almost bittersweet. Like an Ice Hot tea”

by PsychedLimbo November 7, 2019

When your parents explain to you what cancer is

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.

Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

explaining tool

commonly a baseball bat; possibly any club type item.

He's so stupid I had to use an explaining tool on him.

by oaiolds March 12, 2009

Explain

The expression used to confirm another human's or alien's statement. If not sure of what the person is saying, ask them to explain themselves.

".........Explain......."
"Yo, what do you mean....ooo....Explain"

by B-rad February 24, 2005

Explain

To tell someone about something, like whats it for, whats it do, how much it costs. That's pretty much it.

I will explain why I always pick the people:
1) Mike
2) Liam
3) Lily
4) Bill
I picked those names since they are nice and short, and they came to my mind first. There, I just explained why I chose those names.

Example:
Mike: What's it like to have a dishwasher? Explain to me why it's so nice to have, and why I should spend my money on one.
Liam: Well, first off, you don't have to hand clean dishes, it does it for you. Also, it usually gets all the stuff off.
Mike: Explain why it's easier than hand washing stuff.
Liam: First off, you just have to put the dishes in, select the settings, start it, and enjoy life for the few hours you have before having to put them away.
Mike: Oh. Sounds like it's pretty easy, I'll get one tomorrow!

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 19, 2018

Explain the Giraffe

To masturbate or pleasure yourself sexually. Can also be assigned to a person. Explain my/your/his/her/etc giraffe.

Jerk off, Whack off, Wank, handjob

-CF, The LLS-

Oh I feel better now, I just explained the giraffe.

by intricatus July 27, 2010